Starring:
Steven Strait, Camilla Belle
Review:
Call it Apocalypto for pussies — a PG-13 rating,
puh-leese! — or prehistory for peabrains. Just don?t call it
friendo. 10,000 B.C. will take your money, rob your time
and hit your brain like a shot of Novacaine. The best acting comes
from woolly mammoths, man-eating ostriches and a saber-toothed
tiger — and those babies are digital. It?s the human actors
who look fake. Steven Strait, a model turned a fewthing less than an
actor, stars as D?Leh, a hero in dreadlocks that look borrowed from
the kid who sang ?Hallelulah? on American Idol. D?Leh
loves Evolet, played by Camilla Belle, who is made up and
muscle-toned like the star attraction on America?s Next Top
Lifeless Mannequin. Director Roland Emmerich, who wrote the deadly
dull script with Harald Kloser, expects us to…

Rating: 1 Stars